Why I think twice about Getting out of Bed in The Morning
Honestly, I'd trade lives with one of those Gazzels on National Geographic, you know the ones that get chased by lions and mess. Because then I'd at least know that if that stressful situation goes sideways I wouldn't have to worry about anything ever again.
Now you are probably thinking "Relax brew, it ain't that serious brew", well sorry brew but it is brew. I'm like, every single day it's like I got a ghost name Raqueece with me making sure the wore possible outcome out of any situation happens to me. Like even right now I'm sitting against a wall by myself because I was moved because other people were being a problem, I'M LIKE WHY, SIR. But no, I know exactly why its because of this big Brocky evil mother f*cker Raqueece. He's probably watching me type this and thinking "HA AHAHA" because he's bout to like borer line kill off of this. But I'm telling you I need help for real. I kid you not I just found out like multiple assignments that I been turned in a while ago, just didn't send and not only that there is no recorded of it like a draft of an email or like sent history. I mean luckily I dont my stuff on MSWord so I had the fiels and mess but like I kid you not I got put on academic probation because of all the zeros I had in that like 5hr time frame. During all this time Raqueece was just rubbing his hands together menacingly laughing at my pain, that he caused.
So yeah I mean like "yo Mr. lion I'm looking mighty delicious right now".
Now you are probably thinking "Relax brew, it ain't that serious brew", well sorry brew but it is brew. I'm like, every single day it's like I got a ghost name Raqueece with me making sure the wore possible outcome out of any situation happens to me. Like even right now I'm sitting against a wall by myself because I was moved because other people were being a problem, I'M LIKE WHY, SIR. But no, I know exactly why its because of this big Brocky evil mother f*cker Raqueece. He's probably watching me type this and thinking "HA AHAHA" because he's bout to like borer line kill off of this. But I'm telling you I need help for real. I kid you not I just found out like multiple assignments that I been turned in a while ago, just didn't send and not only that there is no recorded of it like a draft of an email or like sent history. I mean luckily I dont my stuff on MSWord so I had the fiels and mess but like I kid you not I got put on academic probation because of all the zeros I had in that like 5hr time frame. During all this time Raqueece was just rubbing his hands together menacingly laughing at my pain, that he caused.
So yeah I mean like "yo Mr. lion I'm looking mighty delicious right now".
Ok you've been around blessing wayy too much brew. On the real, stress is something you learn how to handle as you go on. Sometimes it feels like everything that could go wrong can, and sometimes that's just how life is, but you can't just live the Gazelle life because the gazelle life isn't a very rewarding one for the stress.
ReplyDeleteOmg "brew" I've heard that way too many times already. I liked this post nonetheless and I also think twice before getting out of bed
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